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I am 30 years old and I am from St. Ann. I have been married for five years but I am going through trials. And I have been living a lie. I do not love my husband. I got married to him because my sister and I were very close and she got married and went to live abroad. I had a boyfriend before I met my husband and he is still not married. We have continued to have sex. Whenever I have sex with my husband, I only do it to satisfy him, but my mind is not in it.
We do not have children. I got pregnant, but it was not for my husband and I had an abortion. I told him it was a miscarriage and he believed, but it was not a miscarriage. I want to leave my husband. I went to the U.S. Embassy to get a visa but I was turned down.
I have two friends who are working in one of the islands and they are trying to get me a job. My husband has agreed for me to go. He is building a house so I told him that I will work and send money to help him to build the house.
My boyfriend told me that he is not going to get married; he is going to wait until I divorce my husband so we can get married. I don’t know who to talk to about my problems.
If it would make you feel better, I will not tell you not to leave your husband. But I am compelled to tell you that you are a very very bad woman. You are untrustworthy and deceitful. For all these years you have beenunfaithful to your husband. I can imagine how the ‘bunna man’ is laughing at him and looking at him with pity.
If the ‘bunna man’ thought highly of you and wanted you, he would have proposed to you before allowing you to become entangled with a man who is short in statue. I would not be surprised if this ‘bunna man’ is not just fooling you and using you, but will never marry you, even if you were to get a divorce.
Can’t you see that he doesn’t care about you? He knows that you are married and both of you had unprotected sex and he got you pregnant. If he cared, he wouldn’t do that. You are acting as if you are walking on your senses.
Perhaps the time has come for you to tell your husband that you are not in love with him and you want a divorce. It is unfair for you to be living with him, while at the same time you are giving away what is rightly his.
Girl, you are wicked.
clovis nuh easy…
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“I was so frightened, I thought it was coming out on me,” Paul Anderson* a bank worker told THE STAR recently after finding a ‘drumma’ roach in one of two fritters he bought from a cookshop in an arcade along Church Street in downtown Kingston.
The incident, which allegedly happened last Tuesday, has left a bad taste in the 41-year-old man’s mouth.
“I have been buying at the cookshop for years and when I bought the items I ate one, and was on the second one when I made the discovery. I was biting around the thing and when going for another bite I saw the roach,” he explained. “I was so frightened I threw it away but then I took it up and took it back to the shop.”
Anderson said after showing it to the shop owner, an agreement for compensation was reached, however, he claims that the woman later went back on her word.
“We came to an agreement for me to go to the doctor and for her to take care of my medical expenses in case of anything, but because I was being lenient she reversed the thing and said it was my word against hers,” he said.
KINGSTON, Jamaica (CMC) — Double sprint world record holder Usain Bolt escaped injury after he was involved in a minor car crash in the Jamaican capital, Kingston, early yesterday morning.
The Olympic champion crashed his luxury BMW motor car into guard rails at the Half-Way-Tree intersection shortly after 5:00 am.
A source close to the star athlete reported that he was not hurt in the crash and was resting comfortably at home.
According to the police, Bolt, who is preparing to defend his 100 and 200 metre titles at this summer’s London Olympics, was on his way home from a party when he crashed his car.
His friend and fellow sprint rival Asafa Powell was also at the scene of the crash, but was in another motor vehicle.
Rasbert Turner, Star Writer
Speculation is rife in a St Catherine community after a 39-year-old woman was found dead at her home with a sexual object on her stomach on the weekend.
The incident occurred in the Eltham community outside Spanish Town.
It was reported to The Star that the woman was found with a bright blue coloured dildo still in her grasp.
“This is like a sign to the community. We have seen people die by gunshot, accident, lightning but never by a dildo,” a resident told THE STAR.
Residents said the woman lived alone and is believed to have resorted to the usage of the dildo. Police told THE STAR that the post-mortem report is to be done, therefore the verdict is still out as to the cause of death.
Meanwhile, the stories are swirling around the community as to the possible causes.
The St Catherine North police are investigating the death.
I am having a problem. I am living alone. My husband died three years ago, and my two children are studying in the USA. My deceased husband left us debt free and I am comfortable. At times I feel lonely.
I met a man who said that he loves me. He is 55 and I am 54. We have gone out many times. Before my husband died he told me I should get married again if I find someone I love, but he should not live at the house because the house is for our children.
This man is divorced. He does not have children. I told my children about him, but they have not met him. My son told me that I shouldn’t go out with any man who is divorced because there must be a reason why his wife divorced him.
I spoke to his ex-wife and she told me he is mean and always wanted her to pay half of every bill. He believes that if a woman is working she should pay half of every thing.
One day he came to my house and I caught him smelling my soiled underwear I had put in the dirty clothes basket. I thought he was sitting on the verandah, I didn’t know he had gone into the bathroom. I was speechless. From that time, my mind has changed from him.
Since that time, I haven’t gone anywhere with him, but I haven’t told him why. Why do you think he was smelling my panties?
When white women flock to Jamaica for a little fun in the sun, the RandR they’re often looking for is not Rest and Relaxation but to Rent a Rasta according to director J. Michael Seyfert. His eye-opening expose’ of the same name sheds light on a barely acknowledged form of sex tourism, namely, white women who visit the Caribbean Islands to get their groove back with the help of black locals. This documentary claims that, each year, as many as 80,000 females from a variety of relatively-wealthy Western nations descend on Jamaica alone.
Most of those inclined to indulge their Island Fever with wanton abandon are apparently middle-aged and/or overweight spinsters. Ignored by white men, and afraid to date blacks openly due to the social taboo, they look for satisfaction at remote resorts amidst the anonymity offered by a virtual paradise. These decadent dames safely lure their boy toys with money, electronic gadgets, designer clothes, baubles, or whatever material item it takes to get uncomplicated sexual favors in return along with the strict understanding that like in Las Vegas, What happens in Jamaica, stays in Jamaica. As one satisfied customer, a 45 year-old spinster from the Midwest explains her addiction to her hedonistic getaway, A girl who no one looks at twice gets hit on all the time here.
All these guys are paying her attention, telling her she’s really beautiful, and they really want her. It is like a secret, a fantasy, and then you go home. While this glimpse of the lucky ladies’ rationale for their no-strings liaisons is certainly informative, the picture is actually far more interesting when chronicling the history of Jamaica, winding its way from the slave days through the rise of the Rastafari to the present. Framed from this perspective, we suddenly see a persistent pattern of utter subjugation and economic inequality, with islanders providing stud service only being the latest form of exploitation.
so, becky wants her groove back too, eh?! SMDH
Barbara Gayle, Staff Reporter
The legal woes for controversial dancehall entertainer Vybz Kartel continue to mount as the Supreme Court today ordered him to pay $15 million in damages.
The order was made by Supreme Court Judge Martin Gayle at a hearing today to assess damages in a case of breach of contract.
Jamaican promoter Alton Salmon had filed a suit against Kartel after he failed to perform at a concert in the Turks and Caicos Islands in August 2009.
After the suit was filed, Kartel whose real name is Adidja Palmer was served with the court documents on December 23, 2009 in relation to the suit.
Kartel failed to file acknowledgement of service or to make any attempt to defend the suit.
Canadian Dancehall Passa Passa Disaster…
Rasbert Turner, Star Writer
Residents of KitsonTown in St Catherine yesterday hacked and burnt a man to death after he was accused of being part of a group of men that raped and killed a 15-year-old student last Sunday.
On Sunday last week, residents found the mutilated body of Shannelle Channer near the Dovecot Memorial Gardens.
The 15-year-old grade-10 student of the Spanish Town High School was said to have been raped and her throat slashed.
Since that incident, the residents have been eager for the killers to be brought to justice, but yesterday they went a step further by dispensing their own.
Police reports are that about 11:30 a.m. yesterday, the man was spotted along Taylor Road in Kitson Town. He was accosted by a group of irate residents who beat, chopped and later set him on fire to complete the gruesome punishment.
Strangely, none of the residents with whom THE STAR spoke were sympathetic to the accused.
“Bway, mi can believe the likkle school girl not even live her life yet and the criminal dem decide fi kill har in such a gruesome manner. We need fi ketch all a dem and deal wid dem, because dem caan come in a people community come mash it up like dis,” said a female bystander, who was fuming when THE STAR visited her community.
Another resident added, “This goes to show that persons nuh respect life no more. It nuh matter if a woman, elderly or even pickney. Di likkle girl never deserve dis. An’ if we ketch di other one, a so we a go deal wid him.”
Investigators from the St Catherine North Police division said they have taken a second suspect in custody in connection with Channer’s death, while a third is being sought. They are also investigating yesterday morning’s incident.
DO YOU GUYS BELIEVE IN MOB JUSTICE?!
Hedonism II Memorial Day Weekend in Jamaica with “Hedo Rick”
lawd have mercy… i want NO PARTS of “Hedo Rick” o_O
too much stereotypical garbage on the #jamaica tag. some of the stuff isn’t even Jamaican. like i see some spanish dudes doing reggaeton. good grief…
I know i can fall into that trap… because i know Bob Marley is popular, but he doesnt encompass everything about Jamaica.
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