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Planning a Trip to Jamaica...

  • Mom: Can you tell your aunty to give you yellow yam, coco, plantains, etc... to bring back with you?
  • Me: I could, but I wont.
  • Mom: WHAT?! Why not?!
  • Me: Because I'm bringing back Appleton and Wray and his Nephew, and I don't want to be overweight
  • Mom: *starts cussing about her facety pickney*

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