Posts tagged rum is my friend
Planning a Trip to Jamaica...
- Mom: Can you tell your aunty to give you yellow yam, coco, plantains, etc... to bring back with you?
- Me: I could, but I wont.
- Mom: WHAT?! Why not?!
- Me: Because I'm bringing back Appleton and Wray and his Nephew, and I don't want to be overweight
- Mom: *starts cussing about her facety pickney*